Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007

Buckeye(s)

A peanut butter ball covered in rich chocolate. The most amazing cookie ever invented. Also, the Ohio State mascot.

"Those buckeye(s) are amazing!"

by softballkatiie December 15, 2009

Backends

Putting in the work and getting paid for it.

I’ve completed my 40 hours this week, and now it’s time to get my backends.

by Jump4prezi February 24, 2018

Eggs 'n Bakey

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

by Ruckus June 23, 2006

Louie's Backyard

when you are outside at a concert and a girl is going rim job and your hole winks at her then you crap in her mouth.

Louie was rocking at Panic, and this chick from across the border squatted behind. In a fit of rage he said “well welcome to Louie's Backyard " and blasted her in the face.

by E Love November 15, 2006

bakey bat

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008

backyard sniping

When a redneck takes you out in a deserted area or woods where you are isolated and cant get away and fucks you in the ass.

He took his girlfriend backyard sniping at the motel 6.

by brittany love July 1, 2012