Baked

Baked, beyond roasted (when a group of friends aim all jokes on you.) When you bake someone these are jokes of mass destruction. There is no coming back from a bake!

Friend A: we just roasted his ass bro.!!

B: Naw my dude we just baked him!

Friend A: we just roasted ass bro.

Friend B: Naw my dude, we just baked him!

by WordGirl_23 November 18, 2016

Baked

To Feel Stupid Or Dumb

2+2 isn't 5 it's 4 So You're Baked.

by D33zNutz1nHD March 24, 2008

baked

retarted, stupid, lame, innocent, retarted, silly, innocent

Lets say I didn't add up a math problem right..
so then maybe someone would say
"Wow your 'baked'!"
OR Example #2
Someone: Wow the sky is blue.
Me: Wow are you baked?

by zabbb! March 31, 2008

Take and bake

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.

Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.

by Vinny da cheese July 15, 2016

Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

double baking

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.

Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.

by Kampfers July 24, 2012

Baked

Adj. word used to decribe something or someone that is very cool or awesome.

Jack: Dude, there's Stan!

Bill: Stan is so baked!

by Irish48 December 22, 2009