douche-band

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.

I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!

by TiffanyX October 5, 2010

Dad Band

A collection of middle aged to older guys with day jobs, putting on Hawaiian or Flame shirts and playing classic rock at the corner bar on Friday night. Bands that play Dad Rock, usually badly.

Greasy Bob's Bar and Grill features pull tabs, Karaoke on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and Dad Bands on Weekends; one and a half stars.

by GuitarCD October 16, 2017

Dude Band

/do͞od/band/
(adjective)
a band made up of all guys but is not just pop like a boy band

do you listen to the dude band Green Day?

by Demon90z May 13, 2017

cool dad band

A band, like Wilco, whose primary audience is comprised of dads with cool teenage kids, but who still attract enough cool teenage kids to be actually cool.

Joe: Have you heard the new Wilco CD?
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.

by Emily R-W March 2, 2008

Do me (band)

A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.

Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*

by Sousatonium October 15, 2014

David Crowder*Band

1. A christian Rock band
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.

Did you hear the new David Crowder*Band CD "Sunsets and Sushi"?

by hehe =) March 2, 2005

dyke band

A stretchy headband that can be thin or thick, typically worn by lesbians. Used to keep your hair slicked back and to accentuate your ponytail. Usually color coordinated to your outfit.

"Oh boy, the lesbians just got here."
"Where?"
"The group over there wearing the dyke bands."

"I like how her dyke band always matches her outfit. "

"I hate when my dyke band slips off my head."

by dykebandsforlife October 7, 2013