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jockstrap award

The term 'jockstrap award' is sometimes used as slang in the same way 'coattails' is used, i.e., to imply that someone has achieved success simply by being with someone else with more talent. A jockstrap award (or jockstrap medal) is 'given' (usually tongue-in-cheek) to someone who has achieved success by being at the right place at the right time, not necessarily through their own talents.
Members of the Chicago Bulls got jockstrap awards when Michael Jordan led them to their championships.
by Tim Truck November 7, 2007
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Rondo Awards

The Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards were created by David Colton and Kerry Gammill at the Classic Horror Film Boards in 2002. Unlike other awards which are commercially sponsored and selected by a jury of officials, the Rondo Awards turn voting to the fans and horror community. With categories covering productions, comics, websites, blogs, magazines, articles, and DVD releases the Rondo Awards cover all forms of horror media.

To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .
"Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is up for a Rondo Award... Best Independent Production of 2009. Did you vote yet?"

"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."

"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."
by neoflux March 12, 2010
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Jmac award

NFL Fantasy award given to the person with the 'most retarded trade'.

Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.
Brad Johnson for Matt Schaub? Give this guy the Jmac Award.
by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008
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Takes the Awards

Meaning that something is awesome, cool, dope, fly, of the hezzy
Did you hear that new song by 50? It takes the awards dawg.
by AndyDrew May 16, 2004
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Kraz Award

An intangible award given to those who go above and beyond to be the biggest rapist in the room.
Person 1 -"How come im not in this picture?"
person 2 -"b/c your tied up underneath the desk."
Person 1 -"...and the Kraz Award goes to..."
by boba fett 123456 December 30, 2009
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Aqueefamy Award

An award given to someone who is acting particularly stupid or being a douche.(Spoof of the Academy Awards)
Wow, Linda should win an Aqueefamy Award for showing up to the party with Todd...what a douche!
by JMR23 May 16, 2008
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Dual Award

A GCSE candidate who studies all 3 sciences but only gets two qualifications. They are therefore considered inferior.
Harry: how long does it take to do a half hour ergo?
Antoz: are you some sort of dual award?
by lovetocox May 13, 2011
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