Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.

That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!

by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018

late night automatic

booty call at anytime of the day, one that won't turn you down for anything. used in the song Late Night Automatic By Kevin Rudolf Ft. Three 6 Mafia

I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.

by BRIGIDPHILA November 5, 2010

Automatic Light Switches

Something you install in your house if you want your life to be harder.

Fuck, my wife just installed automatic light switches.

by The Pandalorian January 27, 2020

semi-automatic ejector

noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.

The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

Automatic Explosion Launcher

A machine gun that is capable of automatic fire, that launches projectiles that explode upon impact. Capable of releasing devastation upon the enemy.

I shredded those talibs with that automatic explosion launcher.

by hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahhaahh September 17, 2010

to drive automatic (verb)

Has sex with women.

c.f. wordto drive stick (verb)/word

"Nah, I gave up driving stick and now I'm all the way automatic. Lick my pussy?"

by Drakien March 6, 2003

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

by Murphdogg March 8, 2019