Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.

She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.

by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010

Autistic Screech

When a person has a exceeded the sane amount of austism that he/she gets a seizure and starts screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spazzes his arm on his chest like a mentally disabled individual . An autistic screech can be contracted by other autistic beings.

Bob has been around so many austistic people that he ended up doing an autistic screech.

by swagkid69420 July 31, 2017

Autistic Karen

The worst Karen there is. Most Karen's ACT like they are autistic, but autistic Karen's take it to a new level. They are the kind of people who would ask for the CEO

Person 1: Did you see that Karen ask for the manager?
Person 2 : Yeah, they must be an Autistic Karen

by PythonCZX June 3, 2020

autistic focus

OCD concentration on anything.

He had an autistic focus on the TV

by 5 Alive December 23, 2013

autistic baby

A creep baby that stares at people while consistanly drooling and will bite anyone who dares come close.

Watch out for the autistic baby, it'll bite the heck out of you.

by Autistic_lives_matter December 1, 2017