Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.

"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"

by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022

Austrian Goodbye

The Austrian Goodbye is referring to the act of shooting ones self in the head, not unlike the cause of death of the failed Austrian painter and dictator Adolf Hitler.

"Hey what happened to that guy that was just here? Did he leave?"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"

by SonOfaDeadMeme January 16, 2025

Austrian ass

pretending its the 40s and closeting your homosexuality/gender profile.

Lila wanted me to use his austrian ass in ways the fun gestapo wouldn't approve.

by i z z i August 12, 2025

Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.

Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?

by ambernumerouno October 17, 2023

Austrian Piglet

Similar to roasting a pig on a spit, an Austrian Piglet is the act of putting one on a spit over a fire, while preceding to go down on both front, and backside holes.

Yo bro, me, Devon, and Gabe were hanging out last weekend and we gave Devon an Austrian Piglet. He was practically begging for it!

by poocheesie March 25, 2024

Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi

Babe can you give me an Austrian minster

by Bartek. January 8, 2024