atheism 

People who cannot take a leap of faith and only believe what they can see with their sense of sight. Atheists consider themselves "intellekshuals" and have very narrow-minded, obnoxious and self-righteous morals and views on belief. They are prone to making rude and smarmy comments on almost anything that can be brought into a discussion, and their blood pressure flares to unhealthy heights during debates involving pretty much anything.

Tend to bite their nails and fidget when asked difficult questions concerning life. Find comfort in the fact their view is considered "cool" and "intelligent". Most atheists are well-off and live comfortable lives in the suburbs, and constantly have a bile-inducing "I'm cleverer than you" look on their face.

Will ALWAYS mysteriously switch to a "devoted Christian" lifestyle as soon as they turn 70. "OH MY GOD, you mean I'M going to die TOO?! What do you mean, atheist? I love Jesus!!"

Atheism, and atheists, should have respect towards other people.

atheism by OiOiBoy July 2, 2006

atheism 

The only true religion. If you believe in this religion you will be rewarded with eternal....I'm just playin! I'm just playin! Atheism is indeeed the path to hapiness...just kidding....but not really.

Stan: hey Jimmy how's atheism treating ya!

Jimmy: Great how about you?

Stan:great!

Jimmy and Stan: GREAT!

atheism by Stan Lightsaber May 4, 2006

Atheism 

A religion in which you believe in nothing, show it off, think you're superior to others with a religion characterized by a God, talk about how retarded people with religions are, and basically hate on other/people with other religions

dude 1: hey bro, what religion are you?
dude 2: christian why?
dude 1: OMG YOU SO RETARDED BELIEVING DERES AN INVISIBLE MAN IN DA SKY DAT IS ALL KNOWING AND KNOWS WHACHU DO ALL DA TIME AND HAS A PLACE FULL OF FIRE IF YOU BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH ME SO ADVANCED AND SMART CUZ ME HAS NO GOD LOL U FAIL ATHEISM IS SO KEWL CUZ LIKE NO GOD N WE SO EVOLUTIONIZED LOL
dude 2: ok?...

Atheism by yawnimbored January 2, 2011

Atheism 

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs

Atheism makes perfect sense

Atheism by mokaf August 22, 2008

atheism 

The belief that there was nothing and then nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what-so-ever into self-replicating particles that then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense.

what's your religion?
I don't have one.
So It's Atheism?
Yup.

atheism by LoveVeil December 9, 2015

Atheism 

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

His chosen religion was atheism because he didn't believe in any deities.

Atheism by TheInCircuit August 4, 2009

Atheism 

A religion based off a dot exploding and after the earth formed it rained on a rock for billions of years making a organism.Atheist usually say that it is not a religion, but if you think about they blindly follow a bunch of scientist and say whatever they say is true. They also like to use the term "you are unreleasable" as an excuse to stop talking to you when they are in a debate, but they are the ones being unreasonable as they will literally not talk to you because of your beliefs.

Random guy: I believe in Atheism .Random guy 2: I'm Cristian.(after long debate) Random guy: How can i talk to you when you are being so unreasonable?Random guy 2: I'm the unreasonable one?

Atheism by xboxjunkie February 24, 2015