by Secondary Metabolite May 28, 2022
When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff January 11, 2016
A group or team of multiple players in which only one player selects the target to attack while the others select the same target with a /assist macro or other means.
Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.
Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.
This is how an assist train macro might work for assisting with the spell "fireball" where "1" is the group leader
/assist 1
/cast fireball
/assist 1
/cast fireball
by Ettanin August 10, 2010
A Person or persons picked up by officials looking for information on his/her Employer that provides them with sensitive information that only an assistant would know or offers more information than they even initially asked for after being threatened with a slap on the wrist.
Man you still running that computer company ? No Sir It Was Raided Thanks To a Suckafish & My Assistant Snitch.
by Sammy Soze October 27, 2011
I don't mind that your hands are in my mouth as long as your boobs are in my face, Ms. Hot-Blonde-Dental Assistant-Lady.
by Stefaniejinelle February 19, 2009
A place to live where you don't have to do anything. You can nurses and stuff change your bed, do your laundry, and even cool your meals. You can eat free food without paying $50 for groceries and you can have a party every day. This is a place generally for old people, but it will be a great place for a college dormitory.
Old people: Yeah I get to play Bingo every day at the assisted living
College guy: Sweet, I don't have to do anything... these hot nurses can wipe my ass for me.
College guy: Sweet, I don't have to do anything... these hot nurses can wipe my ass for me.
by Lil Duff June 4, 2008
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008