asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter January 23, 2007

asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 28, 2009

asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.

Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.

by howman December 19, 2008

asshat

a moron who tries to write profanity in public and can't spell.

at a theme park,"fuck fagits" and written underneath is learn to spell asshat

by johnredd July 15, 2008

Asshat

A newer, weirder way to say that somebody has their head up their ass. It's dead now because it was on the OC.

Dude, you're an asshat.

by Pepsi X-treme July 24, 2008

AssHat

A common term describing a person who has their head planted firmly in their ass.

see: sibe

Any friend of Sibe's is an asshat.

by fhwhagwagahd May 25, 2005

Asshat

N; A person whose upper torso exists solely to decorate their own ass; in essence, their attractive lower body and its' usefulness is the sole reason for the upper half's existence.

He doesn't have to understand metaphors, he's an asshat.

by Banjodanger April 19, 2013