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ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.
p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out
p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.
Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass
by Potatoe Dick January 27, 2019
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bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve
My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can March 1, 2009
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