half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

by ortegaaj January 21, 2013

Ask Madden

Having to ask permission of your girlfriend's very old father to marry her.
Whether he likes you or not this will be a laborious, time-consuming and generally annoying process.

Rod: I think she's the one.

Todd: Don't you have to ask Madden first?

Rod; Oh man you're right, that'll take forever, I better get on that.

by ButterMyBiscuits April 28, 2011

ask-hole

a person who always asks for your advice, but continues to do the exact opposite

My BFF has turned into such an ask-hole when it comes to her boyfriend.

by Dr. Vegas Rosebud May 30, 2013

didn't ask

Everyone uses it to be funny or sexy but it's annoying. Matthew thinks he's cool by using it.

Guy 1-I got a dog.
Guy 2-Guess what I didn't ask.

by Nickyk17 December 12, 2016

Who Asked

A definition that a rude middle/high schooler would give you. Grants a high probability of getting punched in the nuts and make you reflect life decisions.

(Zeke)- Brooo, that chick was kinda hot

(Random kid)- Who Asked?

by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021

No One Asked

When Someone Says 'No One Asked', It Is Usually For A Reason.
- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.

'like mate no one asked though did they'

by Jam141 November 30, 2022

Who Asked?

The term "Who Asked?" is mainly used to insult people you are not fond of when they say anything and/or the slightest thing unnecessary, irrelevant, or uncalled for

Truckey: Hey Guys!
Lex: Who Asked?
Gavan: Who Asked?

Charlie: Who Asked?
Griffen: Who Asked?
Jadyn: Who Asked?
Braden: Who Asked?
Sono: In Chat Who Asked?
Rascals: In Chat Who Asked?
Justice: Silent but thinks to self Who Asked?
Truckey: *Leaves Party*

by TheRealRoningtonJr May 27, 2020