Asian

Someone from Asia. (Mataya)

"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"

by M3J2020 April 21, 2018

Asian

Someone that has good grades and knows everything and has parents that will kill you if you got a b or lower on a test.

My Asian parents got mad at me when I got a 95 on the test

by FLOOR_GANG January 19, 2020

Asianismness

A word that is used by itself in a sentence to describe a person or object that has utmost success that was most likely fueled by its over nagging parents.

"Dude, Michio Kaku is so awesome"
"Yeah, Asianismness"

by Dameist September 8, 2011

Asianitis

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009

Asian

The name of one of the finest muthatruckers that ever walked this earth.Those blessed with having the first name "Asian" are generally likable,pimp-like,funny,fine,and a natural born player.

If there was one man that could stand toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris,it'll be a guy named Asian.

by KloudSe7en November 26, 2013

asian

People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as:

1. Above normal intelligence
2. Strict parents
3. Bad driving skills
4. Small penises
5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games
6. Being sluts
7. etc.

Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day >.> ?

-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day.

-Well duh he's asian.

by Fil_Chin February 9, 2008

asian

the sexiest race to date

Person 1: yo bro this girl and I are soooooo in love broo we held hands and kissed today
Person 2: Oh really? May I ask, what race was she?
Person 1: The best race out, I shit you not. Asian!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude you scored!!!

by r59b1 August 14, 2021