Autosexual

The hard on you get from looking at a hot car

I'm autosexual so what that muffler do?

by KitKittenKatKate June 3, 2018

ambisexual

fuck anything that breathes

person1: bro i'm ambisexual
person2: no way so am i
person1 and 2: dtf?

by XD icewolf July 24, 2020

Autosexual

Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.

Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.

"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."

by Pofigist December 13, 2004

Artsexual

A “sexuality” that means people like fucking their art. Probably made on tumblr or something.

Person A: Hey bro, I’ve officially decided to come out as artsexual!^^
Person B: what the fuck

by MooniiMoonz September 19, 2021

Autosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to or has sex with automobiles.

Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!

Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.

Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!

Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.

Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!

Buk: Fucking automofag...

by Cholo Domexicano April 26, 2014

addisexual

A sexuality where you are straight but love Addison Rae.

My sexuality? Addisexual.

by addisunrae December 28, 2020

autosexual

The act of being attracted to cars.

"I looooove cars!" said Roland. "Are you autosexual, like attracted to cars.?" said some random guy.

by Pulling A STEVEN February 28, 2017