Alex

A fucking idiot, but it's simply part of his charm :)

He's incredibly funny and never fails to make you laugh. He's a complete goofball, which basically makes him a child. He's also very loyal to his friends, family, and significant other. If you know an Alex in your life, hold onto him! You will regret it if you let him go.

Although he's quite a handful at times, he truly makes it worth your while, because he is just simply amazing.
Damion: Yo, do you know Alex?
Mark: Yeah, dude. He's so fucking funny.
by meganBacon May 13, 2018
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Alexed

A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.
Did you see Kom during the Trail of Tears? That man got Alexed before 4:00 P.M.!
by YaBoySquare May 11, 2017
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Alex

Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really sweet boy, who also happens to be intelligent, there are no downsides to knowing an Alex. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an amazing friend, always become friends with an Alex.
Wow! Alex is great!
by The Invisible Woman November 15, 2013
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Alex

A human name made for people.
Johnny: Oh, hi mark!
Alex: My name is Alex.
by SmalltwnBoi March 22, 2018
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No Alex.

No Alex is a slang word meaning the same as hop off and kick rocks. It's popularity is growing in Wetsern New York, unfortuantely the origins are foggy.
Person: Oh my god, class is so boring today.
Cool Person: No Alex.
by gavlindeightseven October 10, 2011
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Alex

a sexy young man that can take anyones girl
Alex is too sexy to define
by sexydaddydexter March 15, 2017
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Alex

Alex is someone who will always be there for you. You can trust him with anything and he cheer you up no matter what. He could be your best friend, but if you're not careful, you may find yourself falling in love with him.
Alex has been my best friend since diapers. He's so sweet, I think I may be falling for him.
by xxPeaceLoveMusicxx December 26, 2011
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