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food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.
Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'
by bridegirl December 5, 2009
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Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.
*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert
by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011
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Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.
YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a
by Angels best December 8, 2016
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Babe Alert

Alarmingly hot babes inbound on short approach, coming in hot!!!!
Ryan: Dude babe alert 3 O'clock
Danny: Duude uberbabes!
by TacticalHobo February 16, 2018
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Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.
I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.
by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018
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Stay Alert

A dumbass slogan created by a bunch of clowns running our (UK) country
The UK must stay alert to government incompetence.
by Wandster May 10, 2020
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Rude Alert

Phrase used to let a friend know that they have stepped out of line on a rude scale.
Riley: Rachel, you look like crap today

Rachel: RUDE ALERT!!!
by jillybilly722 October 6, 2012
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