airplane flush

Having your balls sucked with the force of an airplane toilet ejecting poop.

"Dude, I went out with Charlotte last night and she was a freak...went down on me and gave me an airplane flush."
"Damn, what's that?"
"You know, when a girl sucks your balls so hard they're black and blue."

by fdDaddyDopeDick August 24, 2017

Airplane plop

When one chooses to intentionally void their vowels of fecal matter while on an airplane to gift the entire flight a delectable aroma. In order for it to be a proper airplane plop, the defecater must plan the plop in advance, eating specific amounts and types of foods to time the plop so that it occurs after take off.

Chris did an airplane plop on his way to Orlando. Upon exiting the airplane bathroom, he became filled with pride once he saw the looks of disgust and utter horror on his fellow passengers faces.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

german airplane

A rather large penis of german heritage

I would like to park my german airplane in her italian hanger!

by midnight rider December 8, 2006

Airplane Insomnia

A god-awful condition that absolutely prevents a person from sleeping on an airplane. This is usually caused by crappy, itchy seats, obnoxious seating neighbors who think their needs are more important than yours and their spoiled kids, bathroom lines, close proximity to a bathroom, not enough bathrooms in the plane, first class bathroom off-limits to you when there aren't enough bathrooms on the plane, charging actual money for year-old meals on the plane, and making you pay actual money every time you visit the bathroom, making airlines one of the first industries to put the price on a bowel movement.

Ralph sat a row away from the economy class bathroom, thinking about the empty first-class bathroom he'd been physically barred from nearly an hour ago. He'd had to take a shit for nearly an hour now, and the business class bathroom had been occupied non-stop for the entire flight. He decided to sleep, and just when he was about to dream, the fat spoiled brat behind him kicked the seat squeeling because his seat reclined upon his decorated seating space. Ralph realized he had airplane insomnia.

by Nonolith July 13, 2012

Airplane Girl

A bitch. A full grown cunt. A sped ass motherfucker that yells AIWPWANE AIWPWANE AIWPWANE like a retarded ass bitch. Not a single person is friends with that sped ass orphan inbred pig that’s built like a fucking skeleton from Minecraft. She gets bullied but she deserves it.

Airplane girl: AIWPWANE AIWPWANE AIWPWANE
Everyone: shut the fuck up kys

by CJP503 May 4, 2022

Airplane

Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 💜💙

Twilight: “M-Mordecai...can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 😞”

by Bowochan July 22, 2021

airplane bath

a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under "each wing" and "the tail"; meaning the armpits and the crotch region

Dude 1: Hey, are you going out with us tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, man. When?

Dude 1: In about five minutes.

Dude 2: Oh shit! I'll just take an airplane bath and go!

by Elizatreyred October 28, 2013