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Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.
*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!
by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022
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Aftershock

A loud, rumbling fart within minutes after taking a shit.
Dude did you fart? I thought you just took a shit?

I did. It was an aftershock.
by tatermctater June 22, 2024
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Aftershit

Post excretion associated positive or negative attributes or behaviors.

Positive Valence (The "High"): Mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system, specifically the stimulation of the vagus nerve (N.Vagus), leading to a transient drop in blood pressure and a sensation of psychological "lightness" or euphoria.

Negative Valence (The "Low"): Characterized by sensory over-stimulation, olfactory-triggered disgust, or autonomic instability, resulting in irritability or a perceived state of "impurity."
Restorative Rituals: The transition of attitude toward a "clean" baseline through showering and smell mitigation, functionally separating the individual from their biological output.
"Hey." She managed voice cracking. Ted's aftershit, citrus and cedar, nearly drown out the of Karen's lavender perfume and purple hyacinth in her office.
by 00face April 9, 2026
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holiday aftershock

are days when people can't get over the holidays and still feels like celebrating, they skip work/school/duties and enjoy the rest of the days like it is still the holidays.
Laila and Ren skipped worked because they feel the holiday aftershock.
by pen486386 January 6, 2011
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Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.
"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."
by spiderserna December 26, 2011
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