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accidental babies

Fantastic song by Damien Rice from his album 9.
by AModernMyth December 31, 2007
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Accidental Clickage

Accidentally clicking something on the web (i.e. an ad, porn, etc.)
Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009
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Accidental Wingman

When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.
Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
by d shizly May 8, 2013
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Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017
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Accidental Bookmark

During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
by AssManAndy January 9, 2019
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accidental fries

you know that moment when you ordered fries: you patiently wait for them

and when you get them you see some accidental fries. That is without any doubt the best moment in life of every adequate person. You would never order curly fries on your own, but the feeling of getting 2-3 of them in your normal fries is tangible.
accidental fries in How I Met Your Mother:
A few years earlier, Barney met Blauman for a drink at MacLaren's. Barney was upset at Blauman for eating four fries from the basket Barney had ordered (after declining to order any food himself). Not only did he eat four fries, but the fourth one was an "accidental curly."
by billbilly_bill June 5, 2022
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bus accident

when you can't get off the bus (out of your car, into the house,walking on a beautiful day) in enough time to make it to the bathroom. therefore....causing a bus accident....LMAO so one shits their pants and causes you to have to throw away what ever you are wearing and clean up the mess.
riding on a bus and getting the feeling of "uh oh"....and not making it off the bus in time to get to a bathroom. thus you have a bus accident....shit your pants....
by freaky grace January 4, 2012
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