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amazon rank

To remove or deny a book's ranking status on Amazon.com on the basis of 'adult content', although in reality the basis is GLBT and romance novels.

To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'
Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”

Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”
by hyuy April 12, 2009
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flaming amazon

The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.
I gave mrs. crabbush the flaming amazon, then choked the bitch with my donkey dick.
by smackdaddy August 16, 2006
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Aadon

The sweetest guy you’ll ever met very sarcastic at times and a little sensitive if you have ever met a “Aadon” you’re the luckiest girl in the world keep him close (probably has major daddy issues)
I love aadon.”
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