A group of women ( mostly likely to be found in New Delhi , India) that just got out of high school and basically behave like they are 40 and married to billionaires. They have all the designer clothes and their only hobby is spending their husbands' money and going for lunch with other AVOCADO AUNTIES. their first trip out of the country , they return with american accents ( even if they went to UK/ SIngapore/ Dubai etc.) Places to spot them -
EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.
EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.
THings an AVOCADO AUNTY WOULD SAY-
OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.
OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.
by Limao April 09, 2014
The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
by justanotherbluepill February 08, 2019
After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.
by CoopDaVille March 21, 2016
Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!
by Breaduck November 02, 2020
by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019
The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.
The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.
A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.
A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
by Funnel Music October 03, 2019