vulcan death fart

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.

Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!

by loser edpettit April 23, 2008

Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity

Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!

by McScary September 26, 2008

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

vulcan death grip

Two fingers inserted into a womans vagina and two fingers in the anus resembling the Vulcan live long and prosper hand sign. A modification of the infamous "The Shocker". Two in the pink n two more in the stink.

He threw the Vulcan Death Grip on that nasty ass bitch.

by Wally666 March 25, 2008

Vulcan Hand Shake

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."

She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.

by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009

vulcan death grip

In computer systems the method of using the a combination of interupt keys to perform a soft reboot or other functions.

See also Three fingered salute and CTRL ALT DEL

One would use the xwindow vulcan death grip in order to restart the window manager.

by The original silver falcon June 05, 2006

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

by DrHogie February 12, 2009