Third Wheel

One who Google's the words "third" and "wheel" (together) after being named such.

SEE ALSO: Forever Alone

Johnny went home and Google'd "third wheel" after being called one. He hasn't gone outside since...

by jizzinmypantsok February 15, 2013

I third that

In response to "I second that," when you also agree with a person who is agreeing to something.

Ico was a great game!

I second that!

I third that!

by WHC January 16, 2007

third base

The third degree of the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is of course, the four "F"s. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

With his finger in Jenny's twat, he knew he had reached the coveted third base.

by rarmeister January 18, 2004

third degree

Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series of many questions.

"Whats with the third degree!?"

by Bama Self June 12, 2006

third base

The third base before home plate in baseball you damn perverts.

Jacki Robinson advanced to thrid from second after Duke Snider's single to centerfield.

by Paulness May 27, 2005

third strike

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!

by inane5 February 13, 2005

Safety Third

A mantra for performers doing dangerous things to remember that their own personal safety comes after the safety of the audience (first) and the safety of the venue (second). Used in burner and firespinning communities.

Have a great show, and don't forget, safety third!

by thegreenkacheek September 25, 2015