Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaisermug. Is a really intelligent person with a high IQ and a fable for deep tracks.
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.
We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.
We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
"Did you just pull off a Kaiser Gerald?"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
by TheKaiser27 January 5, 2017
Get the Kaiser Geraldmug. Kaiser I love you
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
Get the Kaisermug. Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaisermug. 
A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
Get the kumquat kaisermug. cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 12, 2018
Get the Dakota Kaisermug.