An old drunkard who wears a jumpsuit in an attempt to appear sporty. Marked primarily by the failed use of out of date slang such as "wack"
Why is that guy dressed like richard simmons? - guy 1
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2
by the cotck August 20, 2009

Gerry is the clumsy one in your friend group, he tends to fall for all of your jokes and will always pick fights with people bigger than himself (refer to will detention). you can talk to him about deep shit yet he is quite sensitive about NAZI Germany. he will always be there for you but never ask him to give you advice
by B3yondthewords March 4, 2021

a boy who is madly in love. In this case with Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgado(might of spelled it wrong)
by ah.coco November 1, 2020

by BundyDave October 26, 2020

Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
by your real name :-P September 27, 2023

by Danirox420 May 31, 2025

by Gerry Russell February 6, 2020
