a footrot

To smear/splash/stain ones penis with faecal matter recently discharged from ones anus

To get excrement on your gentlemans member

Steve was holding me at a funny angle while I was having a crap and i accidentally did a footrot

by terry anus March 8, 2013

Monkey humping a football

Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.

That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.

by Joyful Monkey May 7, 2009

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

Kiss a football player day

A day when a girl had to kiss a football player and tell them something they like about them

October 6

It’s kiss a football player day gi kiss him he deserves it

by Unknown 15......... October 1, 2021

fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

National kiss a football player day

kiss a football player on october 29

Today is national kiss a football player day i’m so excited.

by ashley.29 October 28, 2019