Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
by SexRobot July 26, 2010
Get the Trouser Schnauzermug. Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.
by chick1215 August 3, 2017
Get the trouser frogsmug. another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.
"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"
by Dean Knight December 16, 2007
Get the trouser kissmug. I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.
by rockinjellyfish May 4, 2006
Get the trouser troutmug. A slight fluttering sensation felt in the flaccid penis as it starts becoming erect during normal everyday activity or while seated, usually as a reaction to some kind of unanticipated sexual stimulus. The trouser butterfly is also associated with a very slight movement of the penis as the erection progresses, making a noticeable movement through the trousers / pants.
Did you see that gorgeous new receptionist? She was so hot it gave me a trouser butterfly.
I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.
Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!
I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.
Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!
by Killdozer May 14, 2007
Get the Trouser Butterflymug. Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.
Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.
by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010
Get the Trouser Explosionmug. the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!
by angry bry March 3, 2009
Get the trouser drumsmug.