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ten ton shit

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!
by Overell1338 October 27, 2008
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shit ass balls ton

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
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Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.
That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!
by treephalanges April 26, 2011
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Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.
- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.
by Krippa November 24, 2020
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shit ton

equals 23 of any object
i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009
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Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.
"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."
by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016
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shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.
She lost a shit-ton of weight.
by Michael-SC April 12, 2016
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