Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.

1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.

by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011

Mad Kaiser

Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord”

Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.

by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021

Kaisering

To dump the blame on someone innocent because they are of a loud nature and probably from overseas.

(In a classroom)

1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy

by kinky_feet February 20, 2024

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024

Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

by By Ruby March 13, 2020

Kaiser

Kaiser one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet he will be in a relationship with a girl called Ruby and will steal her heart they both have SO much in common and he will always be open to tell someone he trusts (ruby) about his personal life and some secrets

Kaiser is such a great guy

by By Ruby March 13, 2020

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018