Craig

Craig, (also known as craigory)- a person with the biggest, most ginormous penis ever

Man Craig has such a big dick, I wish I was him.

by rat prostitute February 5, 2023

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

craigful

a craig is a builder name so you can use it when you've done something like lifting a heavy weight.
( Like ur mom)

I went to the gym today so im feeling pretty craigful.

by Lil mango man July 1, 2021

Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual

Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!

by Keyaun December 1, 2022

Craiged

To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.

Last night I got so craiged!

by Sabri Nation January 5, 2015

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009

Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!

"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"

by 234oo February 15, 2006