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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
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Zulu

Zulu is the most awesome funny sexy as fuck best friend someone could ever have he is very protective and likes what he like Zulu loves bikes and coming up and he swears he's the all time best pussy eater alive ( and I qoute ) having the females looking for him in the daylight with a flashlight
#Hey I need to get off call Zulu he can get you there !!!! #Damn that Zulu sure is the best pipe layer I know.***
by Kk&Zulicky June 10, 2022
mugGet the Zulumug.

zulu princess

i was greeted by a zulu princess, at that cafe over in West Hollywood.
by lmacdaddy May 4, 2016
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