zoorob

The guru of everything. Knows all and fucks all.

That person is such a Zoorob

by Asianrice101 February 9, 2018

ZootopiaPorn

One of the biggest and most successful bait accounts on iFunny. He has over a thousand subs, loves to fight with people and act tough. In 2016, his good years, he was featured on multiple big accounts such as “Oh no it’s retarded” and “RomThrowsComputer.” He’s still going strong.

“Hey did you see ZootopiaPorn’s new post? He’s a nasty freak and we should give him what he wants by talking shit”

by Gavinator5001 July 26, 2018

Zoop

verb
1. when aliens come to take you away

exclamatory particle
1. To express excitement in a less basic manner compared to oh my gosh or yeet

"That alien zooped my ass out of Earth last night!"
"Zoop zoop bitch!"

by uglygodcheese April 25, 2019

ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.

I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.

by YAWA January 28, 2021

Zoop Doop

A swooping haircut either short or medium on the sides. The pompadour is swooping over the forehead and beyond as in Donald Trump's Zoop Doop.

That Trump has one hell of a Zoop Doop.

by Poi Boy December 12, 2022

Zoopy

The stoned version of tipsy, only more so, when the music is flowing and your memories are gone.

Hey, Fin are you feeling zoopy?

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

Loop Zoop

When you come home from the orthodontist high as balls on morphine post wisdom teeth removal and for some reason want to listen to Led Zeppelin. Only that you can't type cohesive sentences.

Stingray to Elephant by Loop Zoop, great song.

by RageCannon5311 February 10, 2022