Zoop

Zoop

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by Mr. zoop March 2, 2020

Zoop

The sound a vehicle makes when accelerating, typically a foreign alienated spaceship.

i drive a spaceship and the motors go ZOOP

by AAAAARRR AR AR AR AR 🐕 July 12, 2024

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024

zoop

A colloquial term used when a task is "made easy".

I clicked a button and zoop, it was all sorted.

by girlinbigworld March 5, 2020

Zoop

To poop during a Zoom meeting. Intransitive verb.

I'm sure glad I learned to turn off the video before I Zooped.

by Zeus Moonbeam July 29, 2020

Zoop

A poop that replicates the pattern of a zebra.

When a poop is multiple colors

“Last night I had the thickest zoop”
“What shades of brown”

by Dumb rat August 14, 2020

zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016