zeke

a fish whom can't find their way home

"Even though he is a fish trapped in a humans body he will never be able to touch the butt" -Zeke

by The Fish Seeker October 1, 2018

zeke money

Zeke Money is the most sexiest, smartest and kindest guy on earth. He has a huge dick and is great in bed. Ladies if you ever meet a Zeke Money you're the luckiest girl on earth

" He is so sexy and smart he must be a Zeke Money "

by Your Mama123 June 12, 2019

Zeke Zerdain

A dumb football player, who plays the position of long snapper for the Huston Texans, that four idiots named Joe Cordell, Myles Mike, Drew Mike, and James Tisak made up for fun and then pretended that he was real.

Zeke Zerdain is the best long snapper in the NFL by far

by countrygirl67 December 16, 2010

zeke god

zeke god is a stupid cunt that deserves to be perm banned on earthcraft
he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot

zeke god why are you gay

stop being a zeke god its retarded

by c00lman69 October 17, 2021

Yooper Zeke

The ultimate cheeto munch man master (aka da pope)

“Yooper Zeke” is a BALLER

by MeSir August 3, 2020

Zeke-onomics

Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.

1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

You Zekeing

When someone tells you something that is full of shit.

The storyteller must have a lot of keys on a key ring.

ZEKE- So hear me out, when I worked at IT group for my town I was the only person that knew how to run a zoom call for the FBI

Jason: man You Zekeing

by Drizzydotj April 21, 2022