Zed

A person who always finishes last.

It took him forever to finish the project, as always, what a real zed.

by ItisknownTJ October 16, 2023

Zed

Early 1800s - Term used be invading french to demonize and displace the native Canadians. Commonly referred to as "Zeros" "Zeds". Last in everything

Look at that stupid Zed.

by Piceous November 22, 2022

Zeds

A non-Maori citizen of New Zealand, currently serving in the NZ Armed Forces. The name transfers to the veterans as well.

Hey, Chief! Check the Zeds. They are doing the Haka with bayonets!

by ESWS1990 December 31, 2018

Zed

British way of saying an ounce/oz of weed

Equivalent to the american word "Zip"

dealer: yo what you need bro
buyer: can you pattern me a zed fam

by x x s ex x May 11, 2024

Zed-hed

A person who is sexually aroused by zombies: a zombie chaser.

Halloween parties used to be cool, but now they’re always full of zombies and zed-heds.

by The High Beams Are On January 28, 2020

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011

Zed

A dogshit failure of a champion may every zed main rot in hell

Zed trash

by Adc main April 21, 2022