Zayn Malik

God.

Oh my Zayn Malik! She is holding a gun! Run!!!

by I know EVERYTHING March 20, 2015

zayn and chloe

the cutest wife and husband there is , chloe loves him much more than he does and is always loyal to him , however , zayn likes to cheat on userphone asking for hand pics but they simply have a little moment to themselves and chloe forgives him all the time . she’s too in love with him . zayn is the most amazing person chloe has met and would do anything for him . they have even made future plans to meet in minecraft...chloe loves you zayn.

:telephone: A userphone connection has been made! Say hi!

zayn: trade hand pics?

:telephone: The other party hung up the userphone.

chloe: ZAYN WTF?!

zayn: i’m sorry chloe please forgive me i love you

chloe: it’s ok i love you too

zayn and chloe

by chloeuwuloveszayn November 21, 2020

Zayn Malik

zayn malik is one of the most caring, kind, lovable, good artists, and with an absolutely wonderful voice !!

x : who is zayn malik ?
me: don't you know zayn ??? she is the best singer i have ever listened to !!!

by lexixzayn November 26, 2021

Zayn Malik

GOD

someone: hey do u know Zayn Malik?
someone 2: yes omg he is fucking GOD!!

by taylorswiftslut July 18, 2021

zayn malik

the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.

1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying

2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done

by ruth.regalado April 20, 2021

Zayn Malik

Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.

by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021

Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.

Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.

by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012