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brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
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Zambonied

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act
"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"
by zamboni69 October 27, 2022
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Zamboni

Eg: Your zamboni’s not as big as mine pumpkin fucker
by May_or May 27, 2025
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Zamboni

Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.

Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!

(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023
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Zamboni

The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.
Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.
by Mr. Ezcy July 28, 2021
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Zamboni

The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.
Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
by Don cheadle November 19, 2016
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Pussy Zamboni

Tom Selleck has pleasured thousands of women with that big honkin' pussy zamboni of his.
by Wocho22 August 17, 2024
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