Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.

“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”

by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Zambonied

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would

"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"

by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Zambonied

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act

"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"

by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Zamboni

The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.

Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.

by Mr. Ezcy July 28, 2021

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024

Colorado Zamboni

Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.

the broncs and bulls tore up the arena and it needs a good plowin wheres that colorado zamboni?

by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011