zak

a man with a gigantic horse cokc

oh my zak's cokc is massive

by joe mama haha got him October 21, 2021

zak

stupid gay ginger nigga

1. Oh god heres zak
Hes gonna fucking blind us with his hair
2. Did you hear what zak said
Skeletons breath tf

by Super Snis December 28, 2018

zak

Zack is the most selfish gay ever. Never trust him because he will get you in a lot of trouble. He has no respect and is a tottel jerk. And is vary inappropriate.

Gay: "zaks a jerk"
Gays friend: " I know rite"
Random person: "that's a total zak. He's rude."

by Alekcia September 1, 2016

Zakking it

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)

Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!

by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013

zak

1. To lie outright, compulsively.

2. To mess up really bad.

1. Are you Zaking me?

2. Oh shit, I just pulled a Zak.

by Maitreya August 23, 2006

zak

A Dutch word, meaning 'bag', 'balls' and 'idiot'.

He's a real bag! > Hij is een echte zak!

I've got an itchy bag. > Ik heb jeuk aan m'n zak.

by welovetrash December 4, 2007

zak

1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.

I'm gonna go Zak me a date.

by RedScull May 4, 2007