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Zack

A loud mouthed fag who never gets the ladies and has a 1 cm dick. People usually have to look away at his atrocious face because of how fugly he is.
by Definitelynotzack June 22, 2016
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Zack

A guy that is a great person, he's helpful to everyone, and he's a shoulder to cry on. He can be very mean on occasion but over all a great guy. Zack has an amazing body that all the girls drool over. His great body makes up for his small penis.
Zack is a great guy.
by hi my name is pse March 5, 2015
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Zack

A boy who thinks they know everything and will never have sex.
"Dude, he needs to stop trying, he's being a Zack!!!"
by macho3388 October 31, 2008
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Zack

Typical Douchebag, wears Oakleys to school when its cloudy and hes is inside all day, Drives a Honda Element, and thinks whenever anyone trys to pass him that they're automatically racing and its gunna be rad as fuck! listens to Hinder and Papa Roach etc
We should go fuck some girls and drink mountain dew," Bro your starting to sound like a Zack"
by Scroto Saggums January 31, 2009
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Zack

You got the hook up on zack
by Hdhushfjif May 10, 2018
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Zack

A big boy who laughs at his own lame jokes, sucks at guitar hero, is a stuck up drama queen, immature with commitment problems and has love deprivation issues. Hates glee but like The Secret Life of an American teenager like a queer. Burps in his girlfriends face and doesn't apologize and eats like a hungry hungry hippo. His elbows are as dry and cracked as a baboon's butt. His feet resemble big foot's; repulsive and full of fungi. He's all around a two faced douche smelling jerk!
Stop being a Zack or I'll dump you!
by krjbfewfb July 1, 2011
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Zack

A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.
Girl: You micro?
Zack: No, I’m Zack
Girl: *Leave bedroom*
Zack: *Turns on his computer*
by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018
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