Your Mom

Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.

Your Mom, ask her.

by Ploofy 4 January 11, 2010

your mom

answer to any and every question anyone asks you

friend:who are you talking to on the phone
you: your mom

sister:your ugly
you: your mom

by David's girl August 2, 2005

your mom

my ride last night... ask your dad

"your mom rides smoother than a limousine"

by danisoccergirl9 November 27, 2007

your mom

A phrase used when you don't know or want to answer a question, to be a complete asshole, to try to be funny when you're really not, or just feel like using it. Sometimes people in the background add the "OHHHHH" sound effect as well, depending on the situation.

Example 1
Dude: "Yeah so what's the homework tonight?"
Dude 1: "Your mom, bitch"

by Viagra Bread May 23, 2008

Your Mom

Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

by YER FATHA January 5, 2009

your mom

When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."

Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."

Person 2-"Your mom."

Person 3-"Oh, they're good.

by § July 19, 2004

Your mom

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.

Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004