Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk

What it sounds like you’re doing.. yonk aka throw up.

“Oh my god I’m going to yonk”

by Lelebean November 28, 2021

yeek yonk

An introductory exclamation to replace "yeet".

Yeek yonk see you later at basketball Greg!

by jenny's cow February 21, 2019

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonks

Yonks is a word that only hannah is aloud to use.

i haven’t seen you in yonks

by Rangasaurus June 9, 2019

Yonks

A common word used for agreeing to something it's creation began when a person decided to mix the words yes and stonks together but I am glad it's a thing

Hey Jerry do you like my blueberry pie? Yonks

by BoboRozo September 10, 2019