Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

Yonks

Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020