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Yolandas

A term / song created by hip hop artist Ke Turner that describes fake people. It was inspired by the tragic story of the famous Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla whose life was cut short by a supposed "close friend" Yolanda Saldivar.

1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times
Why is your friend acting jealous of you like that? Be careful, they might be a Yolanda.

I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?

Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.
by keepitabean February 2, 2021
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Yanda Mak Deficiency

A disease where the body doesn’t function properly when Bayanda isn’t nearby. Symptoms include shaking of the leg, bad of appetite, height loss and stupidity. Often referred to as YMD.
Jeez I think I got Yanda Mak Deficiency!
by Steve McKenzie Blocks November 14, 2020
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Yolanda

A type of candy bar containing marshmallows and pop rocks. They come in four flavors: plain, nougat, caramel, and peanut.
"Oh my! I love a good Yolanda after dinner"
by Jay The Cornchip October 20, 2008
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Yolanda

1. 1. A street name for cocaine often used in southern California, popularized in the San Fernando Valley.
Guy 1: Yo man i ran into tom yesterday, he was really weird, like really hyper and super talkative.

Guy 2: yeah i heard he was with scott and his friends, they had a big YBP in the mo mo on sepulveda. they were doing lines of Yolanda, he even banged that ashy white girl from the party.
by FUGAZIYBP February 27, 2014
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Yolanda

A girl that can pretend she’s sneaky but honestly knows everybody just saw what she did, is usually the spark of conversation which is feed by a Thomas (Grade A asshole) and can relate on many things.
Hey is that Yolanda she looks as lost but centered as ever.
by Luffy99 March 13, 2019
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Yolanda

A Yolanda is a “Karen” who is from a Latin American country and has a thick accent that may or may come out when she’s angry.
Dude... I was at Century 21 waiting on line and this lady went crazy. She was all Yolanda saying “I want la manager ahora!!”
by DonFromTheBronx September 13, 2020
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