1.) "Yikes Bikes, life in Paradise is splendid."
2.) "Tonight is the Mariah Carey concert... YIKES BIKES!!!"
2.) "Tonight is the Mariah Carey concert... YIKES BIKES!!!"
by clarkthomasandrew April 8, 2008
Get the Yikes Bikes mug.A joke which makes other people go "YIKES". That's the jokes only purpose, not to be good or funny, but to make people go yikes.
*The following jokes are not supposed to offend anyone and are mostly comprised of yo mamma jokes
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
Yo mamma so Arabic, whenever she sees pirate movies and someone says "Bombs ahead" she instinctively yells out "ALLAH AKBAR"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, the only times she ever sees America is on terrorist missions.
Yo mamma so German when she sees a Jew she farts whispering "gas the Jews"
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern whenever she tries to say "Obama" she always says the "b" as an "s"
Yo mamma so American, she called 911 when her shadow wasn't white
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when someone told her to call 911 for an emergency, she contacted the leader of ISIS to call in Kamikaze attacks the next September
Yo mamma so Middle-Eastern, when she's on a plane she always remembers to pack crowbar
Yo mamma so Pakistani, when she learned about tallies and how they help you with math in school, she wrote the definition of tally on a test by adding a "ban" to it and writing "A group of smart people in Pakistan which are trying to take down all the bad countries and make the world a better place.
Yo mamma so German, whenever she see's a Jew she (this joke is literally to bad for me to write down, and same with the American joke I was also going to write down. The joke was going to be about schools so you know what kind of yikes joke it was gonna be)
by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
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The dumbest most annoying figure of speech ever invented, commonly used in comment threads on social media because if the person typing it heard how incredibly fucking stupid it sounded when spoken aloud they would remove it from their vocabulary permanently. Some even include the word “several” to maximize the level of disgrace this phrase brings to the English language.
Look at this thing I don’t like on social media, I think I’ll comment with “yikes on bikes” so that everyone who reads this thread will know that I’m the lamest asshole on the entire internet
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