parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.

That's just a bunch of parp yarn!

by parpyarn June 18, 2009

Yarn Balling

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.

I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.

by Ericfromtinder April 21, 2022

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 07, 2020

Fuck Yarn

Yo mamma

Stfy: Shut the Fuck Yarn

by Yomumsbiscut July 01, 2022

Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. November 02, 2008

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019