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yarn

a word no one on Urban Dictionary can agree on the definition of.
person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!
by " " November 28, 2021
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Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.
To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.
by Phatcatwithastach February 7, 2020
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Yarne

Yarne is a very comforting person. He has a very fun humor and will not judge u for doing something. You can chat with them for hours and they will always listen to you when you you’re not feeling so good.
He is such a Yarne

He is so amazing :D
by ur local bestie -M November 20, 2021
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baka naman bobo yarn

used in describing people that have uncanny or gullible thoughts. Mainly used before he/she thinks of something uncanny or gullible thing to do, or after doing it.
Example 1:
Person 1: hey, i have a great idea! why don't we put toothpaste in bread so that we don't have to toothbrush anymore?
Person 2: bro... baka naman bobo yarn.

Example 2:
Person 1: *ate bread with toothpaste*
Person 2: bro... why you gotta do that? baka naman bobo yarn.
by MetaMemePlayer February 7, 2022
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parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.
That's just a bunch of parp yarn!
by parpyarn June 18, 2009
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Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.
Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009
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Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011
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