Homosexual romance anime that the average Joe will only get to while drunk and crying at 2am and beating off to it.
Paul was feeling curious so he typed 'yaoi anime' into the YouTube searchbar. After hours of searching and finally finding one of his preference, of which he had finished half a season, his walls and bedsheets were stained with urine, blood, and semen. His cat stared at him, giving a confused look. Paul looked at the cat shamefully and pulled up his pants.
by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 10, 2017
In yaoi manga or anime where a guys hands are bigger than anything should ever be. Including, but not limited to, bigger than someone's head, someone's chest, someone's entire fucking body, etc. You get the point.
by asdkfj;lkadmf January 29, 2014
Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.
-<lengthy off-topic rant>
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.
by zuffix August 5, 2007
by Exposingmexico April 16, 2020
When, in a manga, mostly during sex, one of the people or both of them have insanely large hands. We're talking hands that are larger than their heads.
by V203 February 14, 2018
1. A girl who is obsessed with yaoi to a dangerous amount.
Be wary about allowing her near two attractive guys, because she may force them to make out. Some popular pairings are SasuNaru, Ed/Al, Yuki/Shuichi, and Raito/L. It may be hard to discern who is a yaoi fangirl and who isn't, and remember: never assume they don't love yaoi just because they are 13 or under.
Be wary about allowing her near two attractive guys, because she may force them to make out. Some popular pairings are SasuNaru, Ed/Al, Yuki/Shuichi, and Raito/L. It may be hard to discern who is a yaoi fangirl and who isn't, and remember: never assume they don't love yaoi just because they are 13 or under.
The author of this definition is an insane, rabid yaoi fangirl.
All bishounens should fear yaoi fangirls.
Most yaoi fangirls would enjoy Gravitation Remix -is awesome-
All bishounens should fear yaoi fangirls.
Most yaoi fangirls would enjoy Gravitation Remix -is awesome-
by obssessive yaoi fangirl March 22, 2007
A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.
One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.
It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.
One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.
It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.
Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*
Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."
Person1 "Awwww."
Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."
Person1 "Awwww."
by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009