would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 4, 2004

would you bang it?

What you say when you are walking down the street or hall with your buddies and you see a hot chick walking in front of you while checking her out.

Mike and I were walking down the hall and I said, "would you bang it?" as Whitney walked ahead of us, she heard me and turned around and smiled at me.

by a neighbor November 12, 2004

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

Would you be my girlfriend Abby

This means that I really like you

Adrian:would you be my girlfriend Abby

by Wooptiedoo February 8, 2019

Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021

Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.

*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*

by Waaysus April 10, 2023