yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

Yonk

a large hit of an inhalant; a fat rip

“Ay bro, can I get a yonk of that joint?” “Just picked up an ounce… it’s gonna be yonk central.”

by Bae Please June 7, 2022

yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 13, 2019

yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 1, 2019

Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

by Bubblecones February 10, 2021