yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 1, 2017

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 3, 2019

Yonk

1. pulling something
-Metephorically
-literally

2. just a random thing to say, like yeet

1.
m- i yonked his shlong
l- zim is yonking my strings

2.

"YONK"
"Whyd you say that"
"why not"
"ok YONK"
"yonk indeed"

also my wattpad user is @yonkinthechat

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonk

1. Pulling something
-metephorically
-literally

2. just as a random thing to say, like yeet

also my user on wattpad is @yonkinthechat

1.
m- zim is yonking my strings
l- i am yonking my friends hoodie because i want his attention

2. "YONK"
"whyd you say that?"
"why not?"
"fair enough, YONK"
"yonk indeed"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021

Yonk

-jay

friend: “hey you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

by ttinyperson July 24, 2021